OKAY....LET'S NOT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH....THIS IS WHERE THE SHARKS SWIM!

IF YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT TO DIVE INTO THESE WATERS, I CAN PROVIDE EXPERT GUIDANCE THAT WILL GUARANTEE YOU HAVE A PROFESSIONAL-QUALITY MARKETABLE PRODUCT....

IF YOU HAVE ANY ANONYIMITY RESERVATIONS, THERE ARE NUMEROUS WAYS TO GUARANTEE YOU WILL NOT, AND CANNOT BE PHYSICALLY IDENTIFIED, ALL WITHOUT AFFECTING THE MARKETABILITY OF THE PRODUCT.

MOST CLIENTS HAVE PLANNED THE SHOOT TO PERFECTION, WITH MULTIPLE COSTUME CHANGES AND POSSILBY EVEN MULTIPLE ACTORS, BECAUSE TIME IS MONEY....BUT IF YOU HAVE'NT, DONT WORRY....I AM A 'PRO' ...SO I LAUGH LOUDEST WHEN IT ALL GOES WRONG....IF YOU WANT TO SHOOT TWELVE, TWENTY-MINUTE ADULT SCENES IN A DAY, IT'S POSSIBLE, BUT GOOD LUCK GETTING ANYBODY TO LOOK FORWARD TO DAY TWO!...IF YOU'VE NEVER MADE A PROFESSIONAL PRODUCT FOR COMMERCIAL RELEASE BEFORE, DONT WORRRRRY!...IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS A NORMAL HOME MOVIE....YOU JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER....YOU ARE STILL ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN, BUT YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT FOR FUN!...SO ALWAYS REMBER, REMEMBER, REMEMBER, YOU ARE NOW SHOOTING TO IMPRESS AN AUDIENCE....NOT EACH-OTHER!

THAT'S WHERE I COME IN, I CAN POINT OUT WHAT LOOKS GOOD AND WHAT THE PAYING AUDIENCE WILL EXPECT OF YOU... NOT, WHAT JUST FEELS GOOD TO YOU.

I CAN ADVISE ON CONTENT AND PROVIDE COMMERCIAL EDITING...HOWEVER

I AM NOT AN AGENT.

I DO NOT SUPPLY MODELS OR ACTORS.

I DO NOT INVOLVE MYSELF IN THE COMMERCIAL SALE OR MARKETING OF YOUR PERSONAL PRODUCT.